Hello and welcome to my website.  If you're visiting here for the first time, thank you for stepping out.

I've kept things as simple as possible.
If I don't promote, then I have excuse that no-one found me, which gives solace to my concern for self-worthiness.
I refuse to run a preset, paint-by-number, slick CMS.
Enjoy the writings... or don't; I am full-bellied, knowing that these messages-in-a-bottle make some unknown web traveler(s) happy, annoyed, or may be even made to be more bored than before they found it.

Stay weird, awkward, and by all means, stay sexy.